It's been awhile and I still haven't found my book reading mojo again. Not sure what is happening, but the same thing happened to my sketching mojo.
Has that happened to you?
I know I'm not in book mourning.
What are you reading right now? Maybe I'll be inspired.
More silly and unlawful conduct by women than anyone could ever imagine!
There’s a story for everyone in this book. You can read about the 6-foot, 400-pound woman arrested for fraud with $26,000 found stuffed in her very ample bra; stories of women who get naked and do disorderly things like steal cars, smash windshields and freak out in airports; the story of the dying woman who asked her husband to have a replica of her vagina carved on her tombstones which he could look at instead of chasing women after her death; stories of women teachers who have sexual affairs with high school boys;a woman who called New Haven police from a nightclub to give her a ride home; a story about a Texas women who asks her son to set a snake afire in her backyard and burns down her house; a story of a Japanese madam who specializes in providing 330-pound prostitutes to men who like women with “explosive boobs and butts”; a story about an Arizona lady who was the spokesperson for the State Department of Public Safety who was forced to resign when she learned that she was an undocumented alien living illegally in the U.S.; a “drunken dummy” or two; and a wide variety of just plain, stupid criminal stories about women in trouble that make this anthology worth reading.
It is Professor Birdsong’s funniest yet!
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About the Author:
Professor Birdsong received his J.D. from the Harvard Law School and his B.A. from Howard University. He teaches law in Orlando, Florida. After graduation from law school he worked four years at the law firm of Baker Hostetler. He then entered into a varied and distinguished career in government service.He served as a diplomat with the U.S. State Department with various postings in Nigeria, Germany and the Bahamas. Professor Birdsong later served as a federal prosecutor. After leaving government service, and before he began teaching, Professor Birdsong was in private law practice in Washington, D.C.
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My reading mojo is around, but I don't utilize it often enough. :)
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud here Rosey.
DeleteAnd to think we do read so much all day eh :) haha
One time a thieve stole from a family's home and then called them later to tell them he forgot his hat at their house and wants to pick it up.
ReplyDeleteI read about a thief who called the cops to complain about the store he was robbing ... while he was still at the store.
ReplyDeleteI saw a video of a burglar who had to be rescued when he got stuck in the duct work of a building he was robbing.
ReplyDeleteThe guy that got stuck in the chimney and died.
ReplyDeleteChick breaks drive thru window because they won't serve her nuggets due to it being breakfast.
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't a criminal (unless being stupid is a crime), but I heard about a women who was "locked" in her car because her battery died and she couldn't electronically unlock her door or roll down her window. She called 911 and the operator had to tell her to manually unlock the door and open it.
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